Resident Eric Thomason stumbled upon a grim scene early in the morning en route to his first cup of coffee. In the kitchen, he found the body of a fencepost lizard splayed on it's back revealing a cerulean blue belly. The lizard was declared dead on the scene.
A stunned Thomason said, "It just happened. There was nothing on the floor, then I turned around and it was here."
A suspect was held for questioning but released shortly thereafter to go pee outside.
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This is why we can't have nice things, dog.
ReplyDeleteMy cat used to catch those all the time when I was a kid. She didn't care for mice but loved lizards and frogs.
I had a friend who once stepped on something that squished under his foot in the dark, and when he flipped ont he light he found out it was half a lizard. DiplodiCat Rex ate the other half.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah- cute pooch.
ReplyDeleteMy cats leave dead creatures like this as gifts (at least that's how I interpret their intentions). So maybe you should feel honored.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I got to see the picture of this after hearing the story at our going-away party. Not a good way to start Eric's day!
ReplyDeleteLyssa, yours has become an active quote around Camp Ramshackle.
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